fangirl challenge - [20/50] female characters ♡ laurel lance
“I’m the justice you can’t run from.”
ten colorful days 《hanakumamii》 ☆ vs @bakaashi ☆
— day (01/10): black haired character ▶ 夜卜
↳ “Man, kids these days. They think it’s a competition to have the most friends. One is enough. Find someone completely unique.” (i want to be the kind of god, the kind of existence, that will bring people happiness.)
Roswell Characters’ Traits I Identify With→ [2/5] Sarcasm {Maria Deluca}
“Oh, please! Do your lips not get chapped from all the ass kissing?”
She sang out loudly, sweetly, all her fear forgotten.
mate, do u ever think about how Iconic River Song was??
- trashed her husbands ride so bad that the universe exploded
- lurked around at her parent’s wedding for The Lolz
- faked being surprised at shit for 100 years??
- basically threatened 2 let the universe die if the doctor didn’t marry her??
- one time she and the doctor had a fight that was so bad he went and lived with some otters for a month
- shoots everything (including hats) and it turns the doctor on
- poisoned a dude so she could sell him the antidote
- probably had sex with cleopatra???
- went back in time and became her mum’s best friend so she could kill her future husband in the future
- asked some sontarans if they were on a hens night
- jumped offed things such as a building and also the empty vacum of space so the doctor would catch her
- hung out with her parents and husband and did really crazy shit before they knew who she was
- made constant jokes about how much sex her and her husband have while she doin said crazy shit
- also when they finally knew who she was, she didn’t let up on the inuendos at all
- hair that expanded like the universe
- even tho she constantly breaks out of prison, she always goes back 2 be polite 2 the guards
- became an archaeologist to stalk her man and get paid 4 it
- had sex with the doctor for 24 years straight lmao A Legend
• Also that time she told a bunch of armed nazis that she was going to a “gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled” because why the hell not.
• transported dragon eggs
• secured her own existence by setting her parents up
• stole a bus
•shot the TARDIS
•flirted with some random woman while her husband was making a scene
• convinced a roman army that she was cleopatra
• stole a diamond and planned the exact spot to stand in so everyone around her would be hit by meteors except her
• wrote a diary that brought the universe back into existence
• haunted the Doctor for years until he gave her the goodbye she deserved
• made a dalek beg for mercy
• shot a silent without turning around or having any recollection of them
• threatens to dig up her enemies in 400 years