fanfiction-masterlist:

sometimes reading fanfiction is a roulette of what kink am i discovering now

teamironmanforever:

i love how the entirety of tumblr collectively agrees that Destiel has a place in the calendar because of how batshit insane the entire month of November was solely because of Destiel related events

oryoucouldstay:

MERRY CHRISTMAS YAH FILTHY ANIMALS

traumaticchild:

*bottles up emotions* this coping shits easy

sergle:

what if instead of biting you, a vampire just jammed a capri sun straw into your neck

bruciewayne:

must a netflix special have a clear target audience or is it not enough to have an unhinged jake gyllenhaal guest star during the third act??

ukulelekatie:

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

tchamblers:

when filming a tv show you should ask yourself will the fans be able to gif this if not then add more lighting

incorrect-trekquotes:

Bones: I’m… I’m at a loss for words!

Kirk, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Bones yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

incorrectx-menquotes:

Nightcrawler: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.

Bobby: My favorite is “butt dial” vs “booty call”.

Jean: It’s called connotation.

Gambit: Also, “forgive me father, I have sinned,” vs “sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty”.

Beast: Great news! Language is now cancelled!